Is there anything better than a good joke? We don’t think so! So, we wanted to share some of our favourite car and driving puns. We hope you enjoy them and use them to entertain your friends and family.
Fair warning… some of these car jokes are pretty cheesy!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini!
I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out people don’t like it when you go the extra mile for them.
Why did the taxi driver lose his job? He kept driving his customers away.
Did you hear about the Autojumbler who got addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop at any time.
(Here are our tips for checking vehicle fluid levels)
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.
My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
(Check out our favourite road trip snacks)
What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they’re always tired.
(See our tips for checking tyre pressure here)
“When one door closes, another opens”, he said.
“That’s all well and good”, I replied, “but until you fix it I’m not buying the car.”
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda!
Apparently, I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I’m driving.
(Sounds like someone needs to read our tips for avoiding driver fatigue!)
Robin: The car’s not working.
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: What’s a tery?
What do you get when you put your dog in your car? A carpet.
(Joking aside, see how you can keep pets safe in cars, here)
We hope you enjoyed our car puns! We’d love to hear yours – send us a message on Facebook or Twitter with your favourite car puns.